Wannan dangantaka mai sauƙi ta kasance mai sauƙi, mai sauƙi, amma mai lafiya - dan kasuwa mai ban sha'awa na robaron roba. Masu marubutan waɗannan tallace-tallace tallace-tallace sune masu basira.
1. Ka bar irin wannan jima'i kamar yadda ka fada wa abokanka.
Harafin kasuwanci Durex.
2. Yana dandana kamar 'ya'yan itace na ainihi.
Wannan mahimman taken Condomi ya kara da wani hoton mutum wanda yake jin zafi a gado.
3. Babu riba, babu ruwan 'ya'yan itace.
Labarin na asali tare da juicer yana da kyau.
4. Kada ka zama wauta, kare kanka.
A cikin hoto - misali mai kyau na tsaro - bravo, marubuta!
5. Ba za ku ji kome ba.
6. Kunna kwai tare da maniyyi.
7. Tare da dandano 'ya'yan itace.
8. Tallafin Lubricant daga Durex tare da jirgin ya fadi a ƙofar tafkin.
9. Wasanni na ƙarfafa lafiyar.
Kuma siffar mai ba da ruwa)
10. Domin babban girman - Durex XXL.
Lokacin da wani ya motsa ...
11. Don ci gaba da jin dadi.
Ƙarƙashin kunar rana marar lafiya kamar yadda ya dace;)
12. Durex Zaži - yanzu da strawberry.
13. Roller coaster, wanda zai kai ga ainihin orgasm.
14. Yau za ku yi farin ciki, gobe gobe kuyi.
Ko amfani da kwaroron roba idan ba ku so kuyi tafiya da yara, kamar iyaye-zomaye daga hoton.
15. Wani sabon sakon talla don kwaroron roba na XXL.
16. Labarin ni'ima.
17. Na gode da yin amfani da robar roba ta Jiffy. Babu yara!
18. Aboki mafi kyau na mutum.
19. Jirgin da ke gudana ya dawo daga kamfanin Manix.
Hakika, wanda yake cikin kwakwalwa ya lashe!
20. Ci gaba. Kuma zaɓi mutumin da ke amfani da ƙwayar magunguna kullum.
Ko zabi ba alade?
21. Yana da idanunku.
Bayyana tare da idanu mafi ban mamaki na cinikin hoto, mallakar Rowan Atkinson ko kawai - Mr. Bin.
22. Ƙari mai girma.
To, kuna fahimta, eh?
23. Ina son shi!
Kamar McDonald's, kuma watakila ma fi;)